XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Anti Joke

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