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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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