- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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