- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Dwight Howard

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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