if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Anti Joke

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