Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Connor is homosexuaI

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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