- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A russian gives away vodka.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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