what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Knock Knock! F*ck off

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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