What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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