Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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