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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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