Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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