Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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