- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Sex

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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