What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

can you touch your toes? no

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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