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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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