- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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