- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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