Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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