- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

womens rights

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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