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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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