Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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good looking women

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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