did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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hiya

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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