- Anti Joke

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.