- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

bangers and mash?

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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