- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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