- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Chris is hairy

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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