- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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