Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Good job, son.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Anti Joke

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