- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man walks out of a police station

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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