So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Sloths

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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