Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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A bar walks into a man

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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