Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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