A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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