What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What fires shots? A gun

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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