- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Feminism.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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