- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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