- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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