What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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