- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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