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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Yellow People !!

Go away still nothing to see

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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