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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

1+2 = 6

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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