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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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