- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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