- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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