- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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