What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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