- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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