- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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