- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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