- Anti Joke

Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

I had a lemon. hi.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.