- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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