- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

you see theres this guy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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