- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

A gay man watches football.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

No your aunties a joke

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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