- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

God is real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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