- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Women's rights

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

So a bar walks into a man...

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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