- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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