- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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