What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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