- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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