Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Hello penis

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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guess what what ...

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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