- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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