- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Knock Knock. Shut up.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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