mmm i love marble bumhole

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Hellen keller

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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