- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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