- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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