- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

bite me

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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