Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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My spelling is horrible

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Massie is a fatass

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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