- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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