Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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