Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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I <3 Hitler

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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