Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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