Where's my tractor?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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