How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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