Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Anti Joke

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