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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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