Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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WNBA

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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