- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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