Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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you see theres this guy.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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