- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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