- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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