- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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