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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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