- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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