The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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