(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

if got a joke if fogot it

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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