Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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