- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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