- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Women's rights.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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