Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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