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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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