- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

what are you mike bibby?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Sir, your wife is dead

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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