Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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