What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Your girlfriend.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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roses are red poo is poo

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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