- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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