- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

poopy is poopy

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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