- Anti Joke

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa