- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

I asked her where you were.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

a man was shot.... he died

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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