Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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