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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

you will like this because i am black.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

All of these jokes are about white people

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I literally died laughing

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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