- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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