- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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