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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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