- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Turkeys are obese

The queen having a shit

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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