What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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