- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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