knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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