how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

school homewrok

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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