- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

women's rights

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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