what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What page are you on The gay page.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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