Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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