- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats 1+1? window!

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Whats cold and frozen? ice

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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