- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Dyslexia ruels!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Obama = ebola

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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