Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Your Mom The End.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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