- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Racial Equality

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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