It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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