- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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