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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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