Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's just not right? Left

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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