A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Anti Joke

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