Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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