Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Your girlfriend.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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